Compare Any Two Bro Billionaire Stocks
Tesla vs Nvidia • Palantir vs Microsoft

Head-to-head stock showdown. See returns, volatility, risk, and which stock crushed the other over 1, 3, 5, and 10 years.

Popular Comparisons (5-Year Results)

  • Nvidia vs Tesla: Nvidia +2,418% | Tesla +1,247% → Nvidia wins by 1,171%
  • Palantir vs Microsoft: Palantir +956% | Microsoft +284% → Palantir wins by 672%
  • Meta vs Apple: Meta +318% | Apple +322% → Apple wins by 4%
  • Amazon vs Microsoft: Microsoft +284% | Amazon +193% → Microsoft wins by 91%
  • Tesla vs Microsoft: Tesla +1,247% | Microsoft +284% → Tesla wins by 963%

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Head-to-Head: Most Popular Comparisons

1. Nvidia vs Tesla (The Titans)

MetricNvidia (NVDA)Tesla (TSLA)Winner
5Y Return+2,418%+1,247%Nvidia
CAGR+96.7%+68.3%Nvidia
Max Drawdown-66%-73%Nvidia (less bad)
Volatility72%85%Nvidia (less volatile)

Verdict: Nvidia wins decisively on all metrics. AI infrastructure (chips) beats EV manufacturing. But Tesla had bigger narrative swings.

2. Palantir vs Microsoft (Defense Tech vs Big Tech)

MetricPalantir (PLTR)Microsoft (MSFT)Winner
5Y Return+956%+284%Palantir
CAGR+60.1%+30.8%Palantir
Max Drawdown-68%-38%Microsoft (safer)
Volatility78%34%Microsoft (2x less volatile)

Verdict: Palantir wins on returns (3x better), Microsoft wins on stability. Classic risk-reward tradeoff.

3. Meta vs Apple (Social vs Hardware)

MetricMeta (META)Apple (AAPL)Winner
5Y Return+318%+322%Apple (barely)
CAGR+32.9%+33.2%Apple
Max Drawdown-76%-32%Apple (half the drawdown)
Volatility61%38%Apple

Verdict: Nearly identical returns, but Apple was WAY smoother. Meta crashed 76% in 2022; Apple only 32%. Apple wins on risk-adjusted returns.

FAQ

Should I pick the winner and ignore the loser?

No. Past performance doesn't predict future returns. Nvidia crushed Tesla historically, but if EV adoption accelerates or chip demand slows, roles could reverse.

Why do high-return stocks have bigger drawdowns?

Volatility cuts both ways. High-growth stocks swing wildly. You can't get Nvidia's +2,418% returns without enduring its -66% crashes.

Can I own both stocks?

Yes! Diversification across Bro Billionaire stocks reduces single-stock risk. A portfolio of all 7 would have smoother returns than any individual stock.

The Takeaway

Use this tool to see which Bro Billionaire stocks historically outperformed. But remember: the future won't mirror the past. The best stock to own is the one you can hold through a 60% crash.

Compare. Analyze. But Don't Chase Past Winners.